am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it
I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.
I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.
I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe.
I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done because the kid I share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to me.
I am a college student. Unsober scrawlings on my message board or late night and unsober IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me.
I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my message board marker.
I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.
I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.
I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.
I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.
I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.
I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.
I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated.
I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say, "I can't wait to RENT that" or download it on my computer
I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer involves getting in a vehicle.
I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.
I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty bottles for vases.
I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.
I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.
I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime.
I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 am is almost unheard of.
I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again.
I am a college student. I am accustomed to asking, "Do you have a student discount?" wherever I go
I am a college student. Going to early classes in my pajamas is fine.
I am a college student. Waking up 10 minutes before class from a night or just a nap is no problem.
I am a college student. Holding my breath while walking into buildings to avoid the smoke is a defense mechanism.
I am a college student. Since the garbage chute is broken, the garbage bags go on the floor by the door until someone leaves with enough time to go by the dumpster.
I am a college student. If it's messy when my parents come, it's my roommates fault.
I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through Saturday nights are never hard to find.
I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma, or my roommate's CD's.
I am a college student. I am a free loader.
I am a college student. 3:00 am trips to Wal-Mart are normal, and I am used to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee hours of the morning.
I am a college student. The only times that I eat breakfast are when I am still up from partying the night before...and Steak and Shake or Waffle House--depends on what day of the month)is open and full of other drunk college students.
I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see me on a "College Girls gone Wild" video.
I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops.
I am a college student. I have yelled at the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3:00 am.
I am a college student. I seldom make my bed.
I am a college student. I use milk crates for furniture and blankets to cover my window.
I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my mailbox.
I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party.
I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus before.
I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever a group of us go out just so I don't lose my parking spot.
I am a college student. I hate bike cops.
I am a college student. I am not afraid to pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees on campus while walking between parties!
I am a college student. And love every bit of it!!!!
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